"A little piece of Cheddar is very tasty," said
the famous chef
who swears a lot
before we go to bed
"It garnishes a salad, goes well
with macaroni
It's full of calcium and things which
make your body boney"
I must admit that I prefer
A running slice of Brie ..... or,
when I have the money,
some Stilton for my tea
But when we're feeling poorer
then Edam is quite nice
It's cheaper than the others and
a lot for half the price
You'll guess we went to Tesco's,
as Waitrose we eschew
Although we'll pop there once or twice
a month for Danish Blue
I blame the chef for starting this
by talking about Cheddar
For now our fridge is stuffed with cheese
which isn't very clever