If you go to deepest Norfolk
The place where folk live on the flat
You might hear a throaty cry
From a bird who's flying by.
Joined by groups of avid 'twitchers'
With their cameras, taking pictures,
You'll guess it's perched up in a tree
Though quite impossible to see.
Only Attenborough has filmed it In the jungles of Peru
But, suddenly, his camera jammed
And, with a croak, away it flew
He says its beak is long and red
and lives in a four-poster bed
That, whilst its habits are fastidious,
All the ladies find it hideous
And, as it rarely leaves the sky,
Experts say it's 'camera shy'
Be patient, watch and wait for it
[ Your photo will be worth a bit ]
And ..... if you see the Dum-Dum Bird,
Please give David "A" the word
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